Ladies and Gentlemen of the G. Oh, theres champagne in the champagne room But, you don't want champagne, you want sex. And theres no sex, in the champagne room. Dont go to parties with metal detectors. If a woman tells you shes 20, and looks 16, shes If she tells you shes 26, and looks 26, Shes Damn Near 40! Young black men: If you go to a movie theater, and someone steps on your foot, Let it slide! Why spend the next 20 years in jail b-cuz Someone smudged Your Puma!
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This sub is a great place to do that. I am hopeful and do feel some healing. I feel like I make a lot of sacrifices to see him and try to make it as convenient as possible for him, which means planning ahead and changing my schedule around sometimes.
