Ah, the dick pic. A miracle of technology? A creepy nuisance? The Civil War love letter of our time? Amateur cultural anthropologist also known as "some girl on Snapchat" Reece took the time to create this safe for work, illustrated guide to the dick pic. The Low Angle has many benefits and drawbacks. The forced perspective may make your Richard Attenborough RIP seem larger, but chances are your face will look at best dumb and at worst super, duper dumb.
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There are dicks that stand erect. Dicks that hang to the side. Dicks posed next to fruit.
Hello, ladies. Allow me to address the men who have accidentally, totally coincidentally, absolutely randomly landed on this page for a second:. Seventy-six percent of women are totally into dick pics when appropriate, so this is good news for you.
Whenever I receive one now I send back a pic of the hugest, veiniest one-eyed monster I can find as my reply. Like, the equivalent in the s would have been just pulling your dick out in the middle of a conversation with a woman aka flashing them. People used to get arrested for that. First guys stop opening doors for women then they send sleepy ass pictures of their dicks. This is how civilization ends. Of course then the dick just becomes a part of a picture of his body and not the focus.